March 2007 Archives

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain ‘Hunk’ Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be sssuper."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up Bitch."

Seldom heard about here in Australia, unless you have your ear close to the ground. But did you know about Virgin Comics?

Virgin Comics is creating original stories and epic myths for worldwide audiences. The company was founded in Nov. 2005 by Sir Richard Branson and Virgin Enterprises Ltd., alongside author Deepak Chopra, filmmaker Shekhar Kapur and Gotham Ent. Group, South Asia's leading publisher of comic magazines. Among their titles are new comics and graphic novels: DEVI, RAMAYAN 3392 AD, WALK IN, JOHN WOO'S SEVEN BROTHERS and GUY RITCHIE'S GAMEKEEPER. Feature films based on virgin Comics' characters are also in the works: an animated feature, THE SECRETS OF THE SEVEN SOUNDS and THE SADHU with Nicolas Cage.