I loved this newspaper report. When animals attack! What chance do you have of getting bitten by a Golden Retriever? How about a Dolphin? What do you think you'd have to do to piss off an Orang-utan. Hey, spray it with cold water in a cold climate!
You'd have to be the most hated person in the world to be bitten by one of these guys. Seriously, they are pretty pissed about being taken away from their environment. Wouldn't you take a nab at someone who keeps you away from relatives?
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